Is This The Ultimate Oppo Home?

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09/16/2020 at 06:55 • Filed to: None

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I saw this listing yesterday. Decent location, slightly aged home, 2 car attached, 4 beds/2.5 baths, $340k, high property taxes . I immediately thought that building in the back was for another property.

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Enhance...

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Ok, nice two story out building in the back. Ample acreage for activities.

ENHANCE...

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Ok that’s on the property. Let’s read the description:

50x195 Out Building with Electric which would be Perfect for the Car Collector Might be able to fit 40 Plus Cars

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Oh my goodness.

No shots of the inside, and a few areal shots show some of those sky windows missing. Imagine having almost 10,000 sq. ft. of garage space.

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https://www.redfin.com/OH/North-Royalton/9781-State-Rd-44133/home/102067848


DISCUSSION (48)


Kinja'd!!! facw > i86hotdogs
09/16/2020 at 07:11

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I mean, I think it could be improved:

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Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > i86hotdogs
09/16/2020 at 07:16

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Wow! You could make some coin renting a big chunk of that out for storage. 


Kinja'd!!! duurtlang > i86hotdogs
09/16/2020 at 07:20

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For that price I’d buy it instantly, had it been located somewhere around me.


Kinja'd!!! i86hotdogs > facw
09/16/2020 at 07:25

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Now you’re thinkin!


Kinja'd!!! i86hotdogs > shop-teacher
09/16/2020 at 07:26

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Exactly. Half of that can be used to store. That could probably pay the mortgage right there 


Kinja'd!!! i86hotdogs > duurtlang
09/16/2020 at 07:27

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It’s a hair above my price range (300k/400tax). But as others mentioned, I could make some money renting some of that barn for storage 


Kinja'd!!! SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > i86hotdogs
09/16/2020 at 07:31

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I don’t want to spend quite so much time mowing but the rest is... mostly  okay. That house though...ewww.


Kinja'd!!! BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind > i86hotdogs
09/16/2020 at 07:59

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Ironically, my gf and i were just discussing both of us selling our houses and me moving closer to her (she lives in Medina). I said I needed at least a sixteen car garage... 


Kinja'd!!! Tekamul > facw
09/16/2020 at 08:06

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Thats a great idea. Definitely needs a sand trap to protect the paddock from an over run.


Kinja'd!!! i86hotdogs > SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media
09/16/2020 at 08:10

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3 acres is large enough without requiring a combine to cut the grass. May take all day on a zero turn, but worth it.


Kinja'd!!! i86hotdogs > BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind
09/16/2020 at 08:10

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There ya go


Kinja'd!!! Snuze: Needs another Swede > i86hotdogs
09/16/2020 at 08:14

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Make an offer...

And as someone said, rent a few storage spots for other car collectors, that should offset the mortgagae quite a bit. 


Kinja'd!!! GoodIdeaAtTheTime > i86hotdogs
09/16/2020 at 08:20

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There was a small airfield in Texas I was looking into buying . came with a bunch of gse and a few planes, some flew, some not so much. Would have been fun. Had a nice apartment above one of the hangars, too. Wife didn’t like that idea, and now that we are separated/divorcing, might look into it again.


Kinja'd!!! adamftw > i86hotdogs
09/16/2020 at 08:42

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“High property taxes” Ok, lets see.. $6k.

HAHAHAHA. I dream of $6k property taxes. I’d sell a kidney for that.


Kinja'd!!! Just Jeepin' > i86hotdogs
09/16/2020 at 08:51

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B etter to live with the cars closer to you, especially in the winter. This is the ultimate house; just make sure most of it is garage.

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Kinja'd!!! outrageousking > duurtlang
09/16/2020 at 08:54

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If that place were near me the price would be 5-6x more...


Kinja'd!!! foghat1981 > i86hotdogs
09/16/2020 at 08:58

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With so many in Northeast ohio needing to store a classic car, boat, or RV for the winter, this could definitely be a money maker. Most storage units around here are $100-120/mo for a 10x20 spot. If you could fit 30 cars at even $50/mo, that’s $1500/mo for 4-6 months each year (assume October-March or so). Not too shabby.

If this was closer to me on the east side I’d certainly look into it!


Kinja'd!!! Pickup_man > i86hotdogs
09/16/2020 at 08:59

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3 acres should be able to be done in a couple hours at most on a good zero turn. I grew up on three acres and it took about 2.5 hours with a 48" riding tractor. Big zero turns can easily get up to 60" now. 


Kinja'd!!! i86hotdogs > Pickup_man
09/16/2020 at 09:04

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Even better!


Kinja'd!!! i86hotdogs > adamftw
09/16/2020 at 09:05

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I’m sure there’s higher taxes other places. My folks are paying double that for less than .25 of an acre outside chicago. We were aiming for $1500~ monthly payments


Kinja'd!!! i86hotdogs > foghat1981
09/16/2020 at 09:06

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I want to check it out this weekend just because. 


Kinja'd!!! i86hotdogs > Just Jeepin'
09/16/2020 at 09:06

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A garage with a small house in it. Love it


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > i86hotdogs
09/16/2020 at 09:10

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Yep. It’s not like anybody who would be in the market for a house like that, could afford to fill a garage that size on your own anyways.  Might as well use it to earn some cash.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > facw
09/16/2020 at 09:11

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YES!


Kinja'd!!! Just Jeepin' > i86hotdogs
09/16/2020 at 09:13

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smobgirl actually tracked down the plans after I posted that photo here. Pretty impressive detective work. Sadly I can’t remember any keywords to search for it.


Kinja'd!!! Just Jeepin' > i86hotdogs
09/16/2020 at 09:18

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A-ha, I found it.

https://oppositelock.kinja.com/so-uh-yeah-1837558533


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > i86hotdogs
09/16/2020 at 09:40

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Is there anything else the previous owner could’ve used it for if not a huge car collection? No big equipment’s going to make that corner...


Kinja'd!!! i86hotdogs > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
09/16/2020 at 09:44

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The listing also mentioned carpenter storage? If the ceilings are tall enough, I’d put a half court basketball floor in there.


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > i86hotdogs
09/16/2020 at 10:09

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My shop is 14' for that reason (would work for lay-ups, at least!).

That is a HUGE wood shop, if that’s what it was...


Kinja'd!!! Itsmemupos > facw
09/16/2020 at 10:23

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Something like this:

https://www.dallasnews.com/business/real-estate/2017/03/07/what-s-that-hidden-in-the-hills-of-denton-county-toyota-s-getaway-ranch-with-a-racetrack/

https://jalopnik.com/toyota-is-building-the-ultimate-racetrack-driveway-in-t-1793352654


Kinja'd!!! kanadanmajava1 > i86hotdogs
09/16/2020 at 11:15

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That place looks very promising.


Kinja'd!!! Mid Engine > i86hotdogs
09/16/2020 at 12:01

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We bought 7.2 acres at the end of 2019, property has a 670 sq ft cottage built in the 1950's. I redid the entire exterior, bathroom, and a some of the kitchen so far .

Should have permits in the next few weeks, building a new 2400 sq ft house and 1500 sq ft shop on the property. Total cash outlay will be $450k.

I’ll finish fixing up the cottage and it’ll be an Air BnB, should throw off enough passive cash to pay the bills.


Kinja'd!!! Snuze: Needs another Swede > shop-teacher
09/16/2020 at 13:50

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Psh... do you know how many < $1k Volvos I could put in there?

All of them.  


Kinja'd!!! Snuze: Needs another Swede > i86hotdogs
09/16/2020 at 13:51

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This would just be an excuse to buy a sweet tractor with one of those huge 10' wide bat-wing mowing decks behind it!


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Snuze: Needs another Swede
09/16/2020 at 18:32

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More than I could afford!


Kinja'd!!! Snuze: Needs another Swede > shop-teacher
09/16/2020 at 18:54

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True.  60 $1k Volvo is $60k.  


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Snuze: Needs another Swede
09/16/2020 at 21:18

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Exactly. I love shit- boxes as much as anybody, but I don’t have that kind of cheddar laying around.


Kinja'd!!! Snuze: Needs another Swede > shop-teacher
09/16/2020 at 21:43

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Same. But I do think I could make a good show at trying to fill that space up.  Though I suppose that goes for most of Oppo. 


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Snuze: Needs another Swede
09/16/2020 at 21:47

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I'm sure we'd all do our best at compiling an indoor junkyard :)


Kinja'd!!! Snuze: Needs another Swede > shop-teacher
09/16/2020 at 21:49

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And then David Tracy would be like "Hold my beer!"


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Snuze: Needs another Swede
09/16/2020 at 21:55

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I’m sure if I owned this place, DT could talk me into storing a Jo op or six for him.


Kinja'd!!! Snuze: Needs another Swede > shop-teacher
09/16/2020 at 21:59

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As long as your tetanus shots are up to date, I don’t see a problem with this.

If I owned it, I don’t even know what Id do. Maybe  get a bunch of awesome tools (mill, lathe, plasma cutter, etc) and host Oppo build parties!


Kinja'd!!! gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > adamftw
09/16/2020 at 22:16

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Given that the rear building i s for a commercial detailing business, I dont trust the redfin to list the tax info correctly. I ran into this on two occasions looking at places that had barns used for businesses zoned for mix use, and the site only listed the residential estimate. Got to one, sheet and all the sites were listing 4k in taxes which seemed odd as the barn  was enormous. Go to the town records and the barn zoned commercial was 12k a year. 


Kinja'd!!! gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > i86hotdogs
09/16/2020 at 22:17

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Given that the rear building wa s for a commercial detailing business, I dont trust the redfin to list the tax info correctly. I ran into this on two occasions looking at places that had barns used for businesses zoned for mix use, and the site only listed the residential estimate. Got to one, sheet and all the sites were listing 4k in taxes which seemed odd as the barn was enormous. Go to the town records, house was 4k  and the barn zoned commercial was 12k a year.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Snuze: Needs another Swede
09/16/2020 at 22:55

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It comes with the territory in the back rust belt. The rockers on my truck are dissolving quickly :/

Oppo build parties  would be awesome!


Kinja'd!!! i86hotdogs > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas
09/17/2020 at 05:18

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How’d you find out about the detailing business?


Kinja'd!!! gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > i86hotdogs
09/17/2020 at 07:58

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Google


Kinja'd!!! adamftw > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas
09/17/2020 at 09:15

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Yea, none of the sites get the taxes right for my area. And $12k taxes is what I pay for a 1700 sqft house on half an acre.